Cats are some of the most entertaining creatures on earth. From their wily ways, to ridiculous postures and impassive facial expressions, it is no surprise that felines often become the tail-end of countless jokes. Curl up with your cuddly kitty, and enjoy some word plays and jokes about these humorous creatures.<\/p>\n
1.<\/strong> There are two cats, one was a French cat named Un-Deux-Trois and the other was an English cat named One-Two-Three. The French and English have had a long rivalry, and so both cats thought they were better than the other. Since Un-Deux-Trois and One-Two-Three both hated to swim, they decided that whoever was truly the best and bravest cat would be able to swim across the river. They both swam across the river, but only one made it. 2.<\/strong> There was once a man who ran over a kitten when he was driving down the road. Realizing his mistake, he went to the lady who owned the cat and apologized saying, \u201cI believe I have just run over your cat. I am so sorry, and I would like to replace it.\u201d She thought for a moment and said, \u201cAlright, but how good are you at catching mice?\u201d<\/p>\n 3.<\/strong> A man owned two cats but still felt lonely, so he decided to buy a little green canary. The bird sang all day, and mesmerized the cats.\u00a0\u00a0 One cat said to his friend, \u201cI know it makes such a pretty sound, but what are we waiting for? Let\u2019s get in the cage and eat the little bird!\u201d The other cat said, \u201cDon\u2019t be silly!\u00a0\u00a0 Let him sing. Can\u2019t you see? The bird is still green- he isn\u2019t even ripe yet!\u201d<\/p>\n 4.<\/strong> Dogs think: \u201cHumans feed me, pet me, provide me a place to live, and love me \u2013 they must be God.\u201d What happened when a cat ate a ball of yarn? What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Why is a cat afraid of a tree? What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons? What time is it when five dogs chase cat? Why don\u2019t the wild cats play poker together? Have you ever seen a catfish? What\u2019s a cat\u2019s favorite breakfast? Why did the munchkin cat stay so small? What does a cat do if it loses its tail? Two cats sat on a wall and greeted their neighbor: Why do cats sit by the computer? What do you get when you cross a feral cat with a baby chick? What did the cat ask Santa to bring her for Christmas? Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? Why did the police officer arrest the cat? What are cats all excellent singers? What is it called when a cat with allergies owns a penny? Cats are some of the most entertaining creatures on earth. From their wily ways, to ridiculous postures and impassive facial expressions, it is no surprise that felines often become the tail-end of countless jokes. Curl up with your cuddly kitty, and enjoy some word plays and jokes about these humorous creatures. Cat Jokes 1. There […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":978,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-history-and-society","tag-cats"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/cat-smiling.jpg?fit=650%2C433&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5xKys-fL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWho won the swimming competition? The English cat. Because Un-Deux-Trois Quatre Cinq!
\n(Pronounced like, \u201cUn Deux Trois cat sank!\u201d)<\/p>\n
\nCats think: \u201cHumans feed me, pet me, provide me a place to live, and love me \u2013 I must be God!\u201d<\/p>\nOne-liner Jokes<\/h2>\n
\nShe had mittens!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOne has claws at the end of its paws, and the other has a pause at the end of its clause!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nBecause of the bark!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nA sour puss.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n5 after 1.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThere are too many cheetahs. <\/em><\/p>\n
\nOf course not! They never go near the water. <\/em><\/p>\n
\nMice crispies.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nIt only drank condensed milk.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nHe looks for a replacement at the retail store. <\/em><\/p>\n
\nOne cat said \u201cMeow,\u201d and the other said, \u201cWoof!\u201d The first cat said, \u201cWhy\u2019d you say \u2018Woof\u2019?\u201d The second cat smiled and said \u201cI\u2019m learning a foreign language.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
\nTo keep an eye on the mouse.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nA peeping tom.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nA Kindle. (\u201cKindle\u201d also means a litter of kittens.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThat depends if you are a man or a mouse!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nFor leaving a mess of litter.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nBecause they practice MEWSic.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nA purr-cent itch.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"