{"id":2780,"date":"2016-02-26T10:16:44","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T18:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petcarefacts.com\/?p=2780"},"modified":"2016-02-26T10:31:50","modified_gmt":"2016-02-26T18:31:50","slug":"signs-that-your-cat-is-plotting-your-demise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/friday-funnies\/signs-that-your-cat-is-plotting-your-demise","title":{"rendered":"Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting Your Demise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2782\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pawversity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/cat-stalking-mouse.jpg?resize=650%2C380\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/cat-stalking-mouse.jpg?w=650&amp;ssl=1 650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/cat-stalking-mouse.jpg?resize=300%2C175&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There is no doubt about it, felines are schemers. Just watch the way they hunt! \u00a0Cats observe potential prey for hours, learning the object\u2019s movements, patterns, tendencies, and patiently they bide their time. Then, cat will stalk behind them, creeping to get the exact right angle of attack. When the moment is right and the animal least expects it, the cat will pounce upon its prey and make an end of the pesky creature.<\/p>\n<p>Now\u2026 you\u2019ve been warned. The signs of a cat on the hunt are unmistakable, so learn how to tell if YOUR cat might be plotting an attack on you! Look for the tell-tale signals:<\/p>\n<h2>Signs of An Impending Cat-Attack<\/h2>\n<p><strong>The feline might start by hiding in an unexpected place&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/james7phillips\/status\/692074188945932291<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Named her <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Loki?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Loki<\/a>. Should&#39;ve gone with <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Hawkeye?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Hawkeye<\/a> instead. Cat on a perch. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/0wRkOFMcMQ\">pic.twitter.com\/0wRkOFMcMQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Rebecca Godlove (@RebeccaGodlove) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RebeccaGodlove\/status\/466708828072214528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 14, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>If he can&#8217;t see you, you most definitely can\u2019t see him.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/HollyBell8\/status\/692195708259139585<\/p>\n<p><strong>He might even try to form alliances with the dog.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/hickieslouis\/status\/666060663521980417<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your source of nourishment will slowly be depleted.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/SteveRuonavaara\/status\/686884348922953728<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your power over the TV will be undermined.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/bfitchnj\/status\/692060463073488896<\/p>\n<p><strong>You might recognize this crazy-eyed look just before it happens.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/MistyWriting\/status\/680875061591408640<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just about to pounce! \u25c7 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/vscocam?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#vscocam<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/lensdistortions?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#lensdistortions<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fun?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#fun<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/funny?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#funny<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/cat?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#cat<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Elliott?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Elliott<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ctANqB5auY\">pic.twitter.com\/ctANqB5auY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Anna Rose (@risaroki) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/risaroki\/status\/624773652861444096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 25, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>Or claws coming RIGHT for your face!<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/WhenWeBone?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#WhenWeBone<\/a> I&#39;m always worried your cat is about to pounce! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/DfI6c0N7tY\">pic.twitter.com\/DfI6c0N7tY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Antic the Fearless (@antic5) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/antic5\/status\/639114298959220736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>Learn from these birds. They won\u2019t know what hit them\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Evil Cat !!!! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2HQSSIJzT1\">pic.twitter.com\/2HQSSIJzT1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Noor Buty (@WallpaperCase) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WallpaperCase\/status\/692749884991148033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>After all, you don\u2019t want to turn into this lady, who the cat has in her clutches. \u00a0Don\u2019t trust that smile. This woman is begging for her life.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Cat on a back. Wilbur finds a perch to oversee his kingdom. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/xC9ETMcHiw\">pic.twitter.com\/xC9ETMcHiw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ottawa Swim Masters (@SwOttMasters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SwOttMasters\/status\/563884948135104513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>Beware of the treacherous cat!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no doubt about it, felines are schemers. Just watch the way they hunt! \u00a0Cats observe potential prey for hours, learning the object\u2019s movements, patterns, tendencies, and patiently they bide their time. Then, cat will stalk behind them, creeping to get the exact right angle of attack. 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