{"id":2333,"date":"2015-12-04T09:10:08","date_gmt":"2015-12-04T17:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petcarefacts.com\/?p=2333"},"modified":"2015-12-04T09:13:02","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T17:13:02","slug":"giant-dogs-that-think-they-are-lap-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/friday-funnies\/giant-dogs-that-think-they-are-lap-dogs","title":{"rendered":"Giant Dogs That Think They are Lap-Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2334\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pawversity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/giant-dog.jpg?resize=650%2C441\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/giant-dog.jpg?w=650&amp;ssl=1 650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.petrofile.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/giant-dog.jpg?resize=300%2C204&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Big dogs seem to have little awareness of their size sometimes. They go tipping flower pots, books, and coffee cups over simply by wagging their tails, and can knock people over when they jump up for a \u201chello\u201d kiss. But this lack of awareness and gawkiness just endears these darling hounds to us all the more.\u00a0 Whether they are slowly edging us out of our own beds, completely monopolizing the couch, or are trying to wiggle their way on our laps, these pups seem to only want one thing: cuddle time with their favorite person! Here are the best 15 giant dogs that have no concept of personal space!<\/p>\n<p>No, that\u2019s not stuffed animal, it\u2019s a Goldendoodle.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When your giant <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/goldendoodle?src=hash\">#goldendoodle<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DoodleManiacouk\">@DoodleManiacouk<\/a> thinks he&#8217;s a lap dog <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/LAfJ67EvTr\">pic.twitter.com\/LAfJ67EvTr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 amanda boughner (@AboughnerAmanda) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AboughnerAmanda\/status\/641665348358512640\">September 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some Mastiff mixes just have no idea that they are twice someone\u2019s size: <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Who needs a lap dog, when you can sit on THEIR laps. These giant pups own their size. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/CyX70AG8rw\">http:\/\/t.co\/CyX70AG8rw<\/a> \u2014 DJ REMINISE (@DJ_REMINISE) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DJ_REMINISE\/status\/646263719975108608\">September 22, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a miracle this guy can breathe under this Great Dane.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Giant lap dog &#x1f496; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ZjmK6Cctps\">pic.twitter.com\/ZjmK6Cctps<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brittanie Reinhard (@BrittanieBugg) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrittanieBugg\/status\/639671778827046912\">September 4, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t notice me. Nothing to see here! <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Cosy evening with my girl. Nicki is just a giant lap dog \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Q06lMIcwDU\">pic.twitter.com\/Q06lMIcwDU<\/a> \u2014 Ellimie and Nicki (@EllimieTV) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EllimieTV\/status\/625371119307091968\">July 26, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rufus is hoping she won\u2019t notice the extra few pounds he put on this week.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Now that&#8217;s a giant lap <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/dog?src=hash\">#dog<\/a>! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/puppy?src=hash\">#puppy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/lol?src=hash\">#lol<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/sU3OOiHacH\">pic.twitter.com\/sU3OOiHacH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 HealthyPets.com (@HealthyPetsInc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HealthyPetsInc\/status\/592446914278350848\">April 26, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, come on, Mom!\u00a0 The grandkids get to do it! <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>My mama and her baby, her giant lap dog. Great Danes are the best medicine. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Jy9QlYuXsE\">pic.twitter.com\/Jy9QlYuXsE<\/a> \u2014 Jennifer Lengwin (@jenjlen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jenjlen\/status\/560508291243974657\">January 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I\u2019m sorry, were you sitting here?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Pic from this morning my giant XXL Bully LAP dog. Lol <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/tpiz1l5BQ8\">pic.twitter.com\/tpiz1l5BQ8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dons Kennels (@DonsKennels) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DonsKennels\/status\/555246271930183680\">January 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sorry boys, you don\u2019t stand a chance. She\u2019s mine! <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>My 80 lbs English mastiff thinks he is a lap dog <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/no?src=hash\">#no<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/youreahorse?src=hash\">#youreahorse<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/cG1UdNvRmn\">pic.twitter.com\/cG1UdNvRmn<\/a> \u2014 stevie (@Stevie_finedore) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Stevie_finedore\/status\/597188525038010368\">May 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If it weren\u2019t for the arm, we wouldn\u2019t have seen the human buried under this St. Bernard.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">He still thinks he&#8217;s a lap dog <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/FLOUYjmUwP\">pic.twitter.com\/FLOUYjmUwP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BabyAnimalGifs\/status\/554374989814976513\">January 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes laps can get a little crowded when friends come to visit. <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Husky thinks she is a lap dog. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/lapdog?src=hash\">#lapdog<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/QCc7TwhNZj\">pic.twitter.com\/QCc7TwhNZj<\/a> \u2014 Eric Richardson (@Erk27Richardson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Erk27Richardson\/status\/598668431626412032\">May 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He was kind of hoping they could have a little chat;\u00a0 man to man \u2013er dog.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My dog has no perception of personal space <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/IzNrbfF3pt\">pic.twitter.com\/IzNrbfF3pt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Haley Barnes (@haley_barnes8) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/haley_barnes8\/status\/645794103377039360\">September 21, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big dogs seem to have little awareness of their size sometimes. They go tipping flower pots, books, and coffee cups over simply by wagging their tails, and can knock people over when they jump up for a \u201chello\u201d kiss. 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